subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
"hey I like that band you’re listening to!"
"….but the lead singer is kinda ugly"
"well actually they’re all kinda ugly"
how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer
me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
how to listen to twenty one pilots