singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

(Source: crrabs)

(Source: dalpuri)

panicatthesocialgathering:

"hey I like that band you’re listening to!"

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"….but the lead singer is kinda ugly"

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"well actually they’re all kinda ugly"

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nowimthevillain:

amenparis:

gravity was such a great film

Sandy Bullock looks great here

(Source: skypestripper)

treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

harryedward:

me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up

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amosanguis:

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*
"dis booty"

this fucking website i swear to god
amosanguis:

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*
"dis booty"

this fucking website i swear to god

amosanguis:

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

this fucking website i swear to god

(Source: natama-men)

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

bannablefannibal:

mintypineapple:

Beautiful.


You are a good husband bannablefannibal:

mintypineapple:

Beautiful.


You are a good husband bannablefannibal:

mintypineapple:

Beautiful.


You are a good husband

bannablefannibal:

mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

You are a good husband

(Source: best-of-memes)

(Source: wendynp)

(Source: honden-lul)

imposterbeenfostered:

how to listen to twenty one pilots
imposterbeenfostered:

how to listen to twenty one pilots

imposterbeenfostered:

how to listen to twenty one pilots